My Dad Is Uncle Jiu

(Reincarnated in the womb + comedy + no golden finger + episodic stories + master-disciple bond

Romance is optional. This story is about a one-sided crush, and the main story won’t have them ending up together. The bonus chapters offer two different endings.)

Qin Jiao was a fan of zombie movies. After an accident, she transmigrated to a mass grave in another world and became a newborn coffin-born child.

Just then, Uncle Jiu, who had recently come down from the mountain, happened upon the baby girl at the mass grave. He calculated that she had been born in a Yin year, Yin month, Yin day, and Yin hour, making her a coffin-born child. He also saw that they were fated to become master and disciple, so he took her back to the funeral home and adopted her.

He planned to raise her with great care and teach her to become an elegant, well-mannered young woman. But he soon discovered that she was anything but easy to handle. She caused trouble every day, and together with her two junior brothers, got into one ridiculous mess after another.

Uncle Jiu worried himself sick over his hopeless disciples. Then one day, he suddenly realized that the girl had grown up, and even those few good-for-nothing boys had become considerate. He was deeply gratified, thinking the children could now stand on their own. Little did he know that an even greater disaster was still to come.

“Master, help! Your disciple is doomed!”

Qin Jiao was running for her life. She never imagined she could attract so many zombies, all coming after her. Uncle Jiu saw a whole string of zombies chasing Qin Jiao and was just about to step in when he noticed that even more zombies were chasing Qiusheng, Wencai, and Awei.

With no other choice, Uncle Jiu threw back his head and howled.

“I’m doomed! Ancestor, save me!”