(This novel has no romantic pairings.)
Yun Shi's transmigration was downright absurd.
A pirated street-stall book and three drops of sweat sent her straight to Mount Laoshan to work as a servant.
While everyone else transmigrated with a System, she got a battered book she couldn't even open.
While everyone else cultivated immortality with talent, she relied on chopping wood and eating steamed buns.
Senior Brother Bai He from the cafeteria's mouth twitched when he saw her eat five buns in one sitting. A golden-haired monkey stole the red bean cakes she'd hidden, and even Nezha came over to ask her,
"Can I borrow that lousy book of yours to prop up my Wind Fire Wheels?"
The three monks played landlord, slapping their cards down with a loud clatter. "I'll be the landlord!" Wu Zhi shouted, grabbing the role. "Bomb!" Wu Yuan slammed down his cards with a bang. "Hurry up, I've only got one card left!" Wu Neng grinned mischievously.
Then one day, Elder Fu Zhen let something slip.
"What did you say? Our grandmaster is actually a woman who can transform?"
Later, Chen Xiang and Yang Jian blocked her door and pleaded, "Please, save my sister (mother)!"
Only then did Yun Shi realize.
This wasn't some lousy book at all. It was a guide to clearing the game, linking all the big shots of the Three Realms!
