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The Blind Man, the Mute, and the Simpleton!

瞎子，哑巴，二愣子！

by East Street, Purple Bamboo (紫竹东街)

Status: Completed
Length: 200k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 7mo ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

A good-for-nothing from the start? No problem. As long as you’ve got a sharp tongue, you can still turn the cultivation world upside down! Others spend a century in hard training, but I become a god with my silver tongue. Others fight for their lives, but I use the Seven Wounds Blade to kill villains in a single strike! The so-called “righteous path” is nothing but a bunch of clowns. Watch how Liu Shisan plays the pig to eat the tiger, shatters the void, and becomes a god with a single stroke of his Annihilation Blade! 🔥No goody-two-shoes, nonstop thrills, king of comebacks, high-octane action all the way!🔥

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