After I Transmigrated, I Just Wanted to Lie Flat, but a Blind Date Made Me Famous

Xu Xi is twenty-six, a cool, sophisticated woman with three jobs. Her last thought before dying of exhaustion is: “I've saved up 200,000 yuan. Tomorrow I'm quitting and going back to the village to wait out my days with Grandma!”

Unfortunately, Heaven doesn't let her die. Instead, another truck driver from the 21st century delivers her right back to the land of the living. The new Xu Xi is a force to be reckoned with, her head full of hilarious internet memes and terrible jokes. The first thing she does after waking up is give a cold laugh. “Why would anyone keep working after transmigrating?” She packs her bags, grabs her savings, and races back to the village to join Grandma and lie flat for good.

But the city can't contain her body, and the countryside can't contain her soul. Grandma looks at her gorgeous, aloof, 176-centimeter-tall granddaughter and sinks into deep anxiety. “Xixi, you're twenty-six. Why aren't you married yet?”

And so, despite Xu Xi's vehement protests, Grandma unilaterally launches an all-out rural matchmaking campaign.

Xu Xi goes to meet the first weirdo with an “I give up” attitude, only to be stunned by his overconfident remarks. Back home, she recounts the date without a hint of emotion, her face giving off a “stay away from me” vibe. In the end, she can't help adding a 21st-century rant straight from the heart: “Grandma, this wasn't a date. Was I supposed to survive a trial by fire? He was so full of himself, I thought he was Qin Shi Huang.”

To her surprise, she casually uploads the video to a short-video platform, and it goes viral overnight! The internet is in stitches. “Sis, I'm begging you! Keep going on dates! I love watching!” “What kind of aloof comedian is this?” “You're the first content creator I've seen turn matchmaking into a horror game!”