The Great Sage Equal to Heaven Descends on the Modern World, Only to Become a Useless Live-In Son-in-Law

“Buzz...” He remembered. After being named the Victorious Fighting Buddha at Ling Mountain, he had spent a hundred thousand years in seclusion cultivating, yet his progress had stalled at the peak of the Great Unity Golden Immortal realm, complete perfection. He still couldn’t become a sage. So he returned to Fangcun Mountain to ask his master for advice. Patriarch Bodhi never appeared, but eight words drifted down from the sky: 【Temper your heart in the mortal world, and only then can you reach the end.】 With a single somersault, he went to find Lady Houtu. She told him that he was a stubborn stone with no love in his heart, and had to go to the modern world, a place of endless temptations. Without hesitation, he plunged into the six paths of reincarnation... “My name is Sun Xiaokong. My wife is Ling Ruoxue...” I... actually have a wife? And she’s a campus belle? Is she pretty? In his big brother Monkey’s eyes, every beauty was just a skeleton. Fair skin and a pretty face were no different from those of a hairy she-monkey.