The Night I Became a Rich Woman’s Kept Man, the System Sounded the Alarm

Name: The Night I Became a Rich Woman’s Kept Man, the System Sounded the Alarm
Author: Infinite Demon Rock

我被富婆包养的那晚，系统报警了

by Infinite Demon Rock (无极魔岩)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 118k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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My name is Lin Chen. I'm 22, and a veteran simp. I chased Qin Xuewei for three years and got nothing but a "Get lost." I chased Zhou Ruoxi for three years and got an IOU for 2,000 yuan. On graduation day, I told myself: From today on, I'm done being a simp. Then I joined a group chat. There was a rich older woman in the group, 40 years old but looking 20, with a stunning figure. "Hey, handsome, wanna meet up?" I went. After a passionate night, she gave me 500,000 yuan. "It's not an allowance. It's just a gift." Then I got sick. A rare disease. I had only three days left. She saved me and gave me a CEO-worthy body, rated 188. "Satisfied? I picked the top-of-the-line model." I became her kept boy. Every day, I ate her cooking, slept in her luxury apartment, and spent her money. It was amazing. Until one day, a System appeared on my phone. The System's first words were: [Host, are you sure she's a rich woman, and not a butcher?] I froze. "What do you mean?" The System didn't answer. Then I got a distress message from Shen Shilan. "Lin Chen, the black van my ex-husband got into the day he disappeared had a license plate with four eights." Four eights. I'd seen it before. In the rich woman's garage. I turned around. She was standing behind me, holding a bowl of freshly simmered soup. "Want some soup?" she asked with a gentle smile. I took it, and the System suddenly displayed a message: [An anesthetic has been detected in the soup.] [Host, this may be your last meal.] I looked up at her. She was still smiling. It was exactly the same smile as the one in that group chat's profile picture.

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