Immortality Trait from the Start: Stop Laying Low, the System Has Exploded

On the first day after transmigrating, I was pinned naked on a bed by an empress. On the second day, I became an egg. The System said this was an “immersive historical experience.” When Pangu created the world, I was an egg that a lizard kicked around like a ball. When Nüwa created humanity, I was a lump of mud used as an experimental subject. When Fuxi created the trigrams, I was a tree nearly dying of thirst. When Shennong tasted the herbs, I finally became human, the kind who was gravely wounded and on the verge of death. Every time the era changed, she changed faces and hunted me down. In my first life, she beat me until I cried. In my second, she scolded me until I cried. In my third, she made me cry myself out of existence. At last, I understood: this wasn't cultivation. It was a trial of tribulation. Until one day, I discovered seven fragments of her hidden inside me “If you're dead, what use do I have for keeping them?” So the madwoman who had chased and beaten me for five thousand years had been waiting for me to return all along. But the System entry on me is called [Survive Until Immortality]. Note: Stay alive. Don't go looking for death. So now I'm facing a serious choice: A. Charge into the heart of chaos and save her. B. Keep laying low and wait for her to scold me in her next life. System: I recommend B. Isn't being alive nice? Me: ... Wait a second. Did she just say she's been waiting for me for five thousand years? (Also known as *Seven Lifetimes of Chasing My Wife to the Crematorium*, *She Scolds Me, But I Love Her*, and *The System Is Never Serious, But Its Entries Are Irresistible*)