Notes of an Urban Immortal

Li Xiaofan is an utterly ordinary college student with a bit of a stutter and severe social anxiety. Then one day, a mysterious voice lured me to an abandoned warehouse, and I was sucked into another world. A woman who claimed to be my mother told me that the blank book in my backpack was the **Demon Realm Notebook**, a key to unlocking the Myriad Worlds!

Even more absurdly, a “tattoo” appeared behind my ear. It housed a hot-tempered guy who called me “useless” every day. He said he was my contracted beast, once the **Number One Demon Lord of the Three Realms**!

From then on, my life went completely off the rails:

While other students went to the library, I transmigrated to another world to slay demons and vanquish evil.

While others went on dates with goddesses, an otherworldly princess clung to me, insisting she had to “repay my kindness.”

While others worried about failing exams, I fretted over how to learn a few more immortal arts from the hidden master at the psychiatric hospital...

I thought all I had to do was fight monsters and level up, while using my ability to transmigrate between two worlds to trade a few “local specialties” and make a fortune. But when an apocalyptic crisis struck and countless immortals, gods, demons, and monsters trembled before me, demanding I hand over the notebook...

I had no choice but to come clean.

I patted the woodcutting axe behind my back (the Chaos Black Tortoise Axe), pulled the blank book from my pocket (the Demon Realm Notebook), and woke the First-Generation Demon Lord dozing behind my ear.

“So, well, my mom is the Supreme One of the Human Realm, and my dad is... uh, I can’t say just yet. The one guarding my family’s gate is your Demon Realm’s founding ancestor. You’re targeting me? Are you sure