I Raised a Martial Arts Panda

I’m a laid-back keeper at a panda base, and my biggest dream is to coast along until retirement.

That is, until I discovered that Tuantuan, the panda in my care, was secretly watching martial arts videos in the bamboo grove and had gotten pretty good at the moves.

When a gang of troublemakers came to harass the base, it sent five of them flying with a single sweep of a bamboo stalk.

When a martial arts school master came to challenge it, Tuantuan left him dazed with its signature Panda Eighteen Rolls.

I bragged about it on social media, only to be mocked by netizens: “Desperate for fame, are you? Pandas know kung fu? Sure, and I’m a mythical beast!”

Later, a reclusive sect came knocking, a genetic company set a trap, and the global martial arts world was thrown into turmoil.

They wanted to capture Tuantuan, extract its genes, and create super-soldiers.

Tuantuan blinked its black-ringed eyes and handed me a bamboo stalk. “Don’t be scared. I’ll teach you.”

So I took our national treasure and went from a keeper mocked by the entire internet to a martial arts grandmaster.

Then one day, the ancient bloodline sealed inside Tuantuan awakened, and I finally learned the truth:

It wasn’t just my panda. It was the sole descendant of the Panda Hero who had protected the human world a century ago.

And the shocking conspiracy that had made the Panda Hero disappear all those years ago was beginning to surface once more as we rose to prominence…