Football: Fusing with Batistuta, I Become the God of War on the Pitch

“You can’t even slip the coach an envelope and you still want to start? Get lost and go guard the goal!” When faced with a national team coach demanding a bribe, Lin Cheng flung his jersey in the man’s face and quit the team in a rage! Just as he was being blacklisted by the entire domestic football scene, the [Penalty Area Tyrant System] awakened! From the start, he fused two templates: the cannon-shot finishing of Batistuta at his peak and the iron physique of the monster Haaland! Heading off to the Bundesliga, he became a terrifying beast at Westfalenstadion! At the trial, one thunderous shot smashed the steel goal frame and terrified the first-choice defender! At the Allianz Arena, a hundred-meter cannon blast ripped through the net. Neuer stared at his bent fingers, questioning his life! On Champions League night, he battered his way through Atletico Madrid’s ironclad defense. Simeone fell to his knees and wailed, “What kind of football is this? It’s murder!” When Real Madrid and Barcelona waved checks worth hundreds of millions to sign him, Lin Cheng planted his foot on the ball and looked down on them all: “Want to sign me? Have your president guard the goal himself. If he can stop one of my shots, I’ll sign!” In this life, I won’t be a star. I’ll be a god in the penalty area!