High Martial: Why Is My System as Ridiculous as I Am?

Name: High Martial: Why Is My System as Ridiculous as I Am?
Author: Alas, Deep Love

高武：系统怎么和我一样不正经

by Alas, Deep Love (奈何情深)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 106k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Laugh-Out-Loud Funny] [The Protagonist’s Decency Is Questionable] [Utter Nonsense Delivered with a Straight Face] [Just Enjoy the Ride]

After transmigrating, the bewildered Zhang Hua was completely at a loss.

As the chosen protagonist, he awakened a System from the start. He thought he was in for a power fantasy, but the System’s very first mission was to make him someone’s lackey?

Was that right?

Was that reasonable?

Oh, hell no!

Even a dog wouldn’t take this lackey gig!

Well... if the dog wouldn’t, he would!

For the System’s rewards, Zhang Hua had no choice but to submit with tears in his eyes. He thought becoming a lackey would be the end of it, but then the shady System began to show its true colors...

[Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained the cultivation method “Primary School Radio Calisthenics, Set Three.”]

[Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained the martial skill “Turtle Meteor Fist.”]

[Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained the martial skill “Tornado Destroys the Parking Lot.”]

[...]

Honestly, sometimes Zhang Hua really felt like calling the cops.

“Damn System, is it really okay to fool me with a straight face like this?”

“What the heck? Something feels off here, doesn’t it?”

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