Showbiz: You Asked Me to Make Up the Numbers, but I Bought the Entire Entertainment Industry

[Multiple Variety Shows] [Multiple Love Interests] [Comedy] [No System] [K-pop Girl Groups] [Mentor to the Stars]

I was born into a parallel world and got talked into appearing on Keep Running!

To match my pay of 1,000 yuan per episode, I walked the red carpet carrying a woven bag of Stanley compound fertilizer. The whole internet lost it, and fans scrambled to raise money overnight to help me debut!

But they had no idea the bag held not a change of clothes, but the original scripts for future hit dramas, the copyrights to hundreds of blockbusters I’d casually registered, and the future of the entire entertainment industry!

They had even less idea that I was the biggest investor in this S-tier variety show!

And so, the entertainment world went completely off the rails!

On Keep Running, I became the ultimate sneaky schemer, driving the guys to question their sanity and fleecing the production crew until they went bankrupt!

On Go Fighting!, I joined the “Three Tricksters” and fooled even the human calculator into believing anything!

On Back to the Village, while everyone else tried out country life, I took over a fish farm and casually bought the whole village to turn it into a resort!

“Bro, you can have the chicken leg from this lunchbox. I’ll just eat the rice!” Bai Lu, the brash, generous tomboy, thought of me as her best buddy in the “Broke Guys Alliance.”

“Brother Xiaoyao, take this black card. The PIN is your birthday!” The ditzy beauty Meng Ziyi kept trying to use money to “keep” me.

“Li Xiaoyao, you scumbag!” the Era Girls screamed.

Faced with this damned love triangle from hell, all I could say was: Don’t fall for me, it won’t end well. I just want to focus on my career!