Playing a Fortune-Teller on Running Man, I Left Bai Lu Speechless

Waking up to a strange smell, Yan Xiaoyu sees a round, plump backside aimed at him, releasing toxic fumes. ...Poot!...Poot! He springs away like he’s been launched from a catapult, his very soul plunged into emo... Once he gets his bearings, he discovers that he has transmigrated into an entertainment-industry fortune-teller, and is taking part in Keep Running alongside stars like Bai Lu. While everyone else is trying their best to stick to the script, Yan Xiaoyu gets bound to the [Fortune-Teller System]. A quick calculation, and he’s got ten million fans. Before he knows it, he’s become a regular cast member on the show. Keep Running director: “How can we make the show blow up in popularity?!” Yan Xiaoyu: Don’t worry. It’ll happen soon! Director: How soon? Yan Xiaoyu: The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed. A friendly tip: the post-production team will be honored at the Imperial Ancestral Temple! Director: ????? Audience: ??? Post-production team: I have a bad feeling about this...