The Ultimate Art of Metaphysics Is Slacking Off

Let's get one thing straight: don't read this book while holding a drink or chewing food, because if you choke, I'm not paying for it! The jokes are scattered all over the place, and there's no shortage of ridiculous fun. I guarantee you'll laugh until you're slapping your thighs and crying. If you dare open this book, get ready. The fun won't stop, and don't blame me when your cheeks start aching from laughing! The protagonist, Xu Xian, is laid off by the big tech company he'd worked hard for over ten years. With nowhere else to go, he returns to the old part of town and inherits his grandfather's Calamity Relief Agency. Xu Xian later renames it the Work-for-You Calamity Relief Agency. He discovers the true use of his family's ancestral slacking stone: as long as he slacks off to his heart's content while filling in for someone, he can turn the client's accumulated overtime resentment into bizarre good luck and help them avert disaster! Who knew the ultimate secret of the occult was slacking off? He slacks off in every industry imaginable, guaranteeing you'll laugh until your stomach hurts. Want to see him slack off in a particular line of work? Leave a comment for the author, and it'll be written for you right away! From then on, Xu Xian never looks back on his path of “working in someone else's place and slacking off on Heaven's behalf.” He can see the resentment score above everyone's head and pinpoint every overworked employee in need of rescue. This book is also titled The Work-for-You Calamity Relief Agency. (Occult feng shui and secret arts + anti-hustle culture + a god-tier golden finger + urban supernatural powers + lighthearted comedy + workplace life + laugh-out-loud fun!!)