My System Dad Keeps Trying to Make Me a Second-Generation Immortal

When Gu Yunmian drops dead in the lab and opens her eyes again as a seven-year-old beggar in the cultivation world, a System calling itself her “Dad” wails in her mind:

“Kiddo! How did you end up transmigrating into such a pitiful little thing?! Just wait, Dad will snatch you… I mean, find you the best spiritual root!”

From then on, her path to immortality goes completely off the rails.

Others risk their lives hunting for treasures, but her System gives her three-dimensional navigation: “Turn left, sweetie. Three hundred meters ahead, pick up that shiny thing on the ground.”

Others fight tooth and nail for cultivation manuals, while her sea of consciousness is stuffed to bursting with supreme techniques: “Practice whatever you like. If you ruin it, we’ll just ‘borrow’ another.”

More absurd still, she becomes the direct disciple of Xuanqing Daojun, the Supreme Elder who has been in seclusion for a thousand years. She instantly becomes the most senior junior in the sect, so high-ranking that even the sect master has to respectfully call her “Junior Aunt.”

Gu Yunmian only wants to cultivate in peace, but her doting System won’t allow it: “My kid deserves the best! If it doesn’t exist, we’ll make it. If we can’t make it… we’ll ‘borrow’ it!”

Before long, seven equally brilliant companions gather around her:

A cold-faced sword fanatic of a senior brother who can’t manage daily life; a second senior sister who’s a talisman prodigy and an intelligence chief; a muscle-bound third senior brother with the heart of a housewife; a shy fourth senior sister who can talk to all beasts; a taciturn fifth senior brother, a genius of formations; a sixth junior sister who’s a little crybaby but unbeatable with sound attacks; and a dependable seventh senior brother who always puts on the brakes when the System’s doting gets out of hand.

They discover that tagging along with this “Junior Aunt” turns secret-realm expeditions into sightseeing trips for resources, and sect tournaments into meals at home.

A legend gradually spreads through the cultivation world: those eight monsters from the Tianyan Sect, especially the one who’s spoiled rotten and still leads a whole pack of overachievers… isn’t their style a little too outrageous?