Transmigrate and Become a Lay Buddhist of Shaolin

(Transmigration + dual cultivation of Buddhism and demonic arts + mystery solving + struggles for supremacy in the martial world: a blood-and-fire path to becoming a Buddha unlike any other.) My soul transmigrates into the body of a Shaolin handyman, but I'm still a 996 office drone. By day, hauling water and chopping wood count toward my KPIs; by night, I suppress inner demons and write weekly reports. The Demon Venerable says I must awaken and destroy the Three Realms, while the abbot hopes I'll attain enlightenment and save all living beings.

And all I care about is this: if I use the Diamond Sutra to deliver the dead, can I claim overtime pay?

Then the entire temple falls into crisis, and both sides demand that I take a stand. I pull out the PowerPoint presentation I worked through the night to finish: "Buddhist-Demonic Balance Plan."

"Esteemed leaders, hostility won't solve anything."

"Why don't we start by reviewing the requirements?"

Later, a legend spreads through the Three Realms: the bald man who keeps revising plans late into the night while tapping his wooden fish is the true master of the six realms of reincarnation's KPIs: the ultimate office drone.