I Opened an Internet Cafe in the Mortal World, and the Immortal Emperor Begged for a Match

Ye Linyuan, the last Tribulation Transcendence cultivator in the cultivation world, was unexpectedly reborn in a modern city during his ascension tribulation. To experience the bustle of mortal life and temper his Dao heart, he took the name “Ye Xian” and opened an unremarkable little internet cafe near a university. Little did he know that every computer in this “Idle Folks Internet Cafe” connected to the Myriad Worlds, and every game held hidden opportunities for cultivation.

As prodigies, campus belles, heiresses, and mature beauties came calling one after another, Ye Xian only wanted to play games in peace. Unfortunately, his strength made it impossible to keep a low profile. Today, he guides a campus belle in opening her meridians; tomorrow, he helps a female CEO defy fate; the day after, he has to deal with a few arrogant young villains along the way.

This is a humorous, everyday cultivation story about a protagonist who only wants to be a lazy salted fish but is forced to play the pig to eat the tiger and deliver face-slapping comebacks.