You Call This Factory a Private Enterprise? Even the Military Says They Know Their Stuff

Qi Yuan took over his family’s nearly bankrupt factory, hoping only to make ordinary consumer goods and earn some foreign currency.

He upgraded a drone, and the military cried out, “Isn’t this a long-range bomber?”

He manufactured special steel cables, and the navy exclaimed, “There’s hope for aircraft carrier arresting cables!”

He developed carbon-fiber fishing rods, and the air force showed up in the middle of the night: “This material could be used in the J-20!”

Even the agricultural satellite he launched could clearly photograph other countries’ stealth fighters…

Jiuzhou Heavy Industries raced ever faster down the road from civilian to military production, while Qi Yuan spent every day racking his brains to write “Civilian Product Instructions.”

At last, when netizens all called for his “all-terrain spider excavator” to be fitted with missiles, Qi Yuan finally broke down:

“Please stop tagging the military! We really only sell civilian products!!”