
My Birth Mom Ran Off While Pregnant, but My Dad Says He Had a Vasectomy!
亲妈带球跑,可我爹说他结扎了!
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- Completed
- Length
- 324k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Billionaire CEO
- Updated
- 6mo ago
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- Fanqie
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It's so fun. There are a lot of jokes but a small amount of plot. Yunbao's little mouth is painted with crane crown red, and he says some words that make people think of mice. He is also in the same vein as Xie's father. Mother Yuan is a slightly stupid beauty who dotes on her daughter. It was originally a story about torturing a female protagonist, but under the guidance of a smart baby, the original male protagonist was manipulated and became a licking dog in the eyes of the world.
I really laughed so hard when I read this novel in the middle of the night, hahahahahahaha, I couldn't stop at all, it's so good, there are so many memes, and every character interaction is so funny [face-covering][face-covering][face-covering][face-covering]
It looks good. The heroine has really helped a lot of people. She is very kind and clever. She is also very capable when she grows up. She does not sit back and live in vain, but chooses to work hard. The heroine's father is a love-minded person with a bit of a tsundere attribute in the early stage. The heroine's mother is a "idiot beauty" who has her own independent thinking and regards her children as very important. The parents truly love each other and their life is sweet. The development of many female characters in the article is also good. Xiaoya inherits the company and leads it to become bigger and stronger, which is also the trigger for the heroine to decide to fight. Xiao He, Xiao Li and Xiao Can also live a new life, and they shine in their respective industries. Rong Jiugui came with his own buffs when he first appeared. When I first saw him, I felt that he and the heroine would definitely be together in the future, and it turned out to be the case after the extra episode, hahahaha. "With your warmth, no matter how difficult the journey is, I will arrive smoothly."
Very funny, super funny, very funny, the Internet speed is 5G, who knows what it feels like to be covered by the quilt and snicker in the middle of the night [laughing and crying] One thing that's weird is that money doesn't seem to be money, it's just tens of millions of dollars [laughing awkwardly]
Good looking. Damn it, everything was already done, but the original male and female protagonists are the same ones who can't be removed no matter what. Unexpectedly, it was so funny when the original heroine was an idiot and the beauty took care of the original hero. The baby is also quirky and the father-son interaction is super fun. Of course, the baby's favorite is the mother
The plot is fun and funny, the author's writing is very good👍🏻, the word count is not too long, and it is just right to relieve boredom👌🏻. The author's writing style is really great. He doesn't ignore the plot or lose logic just to be funny. I highly recommend it to friends.
It's super good-looking. There are a lot of memes and none of them are vulgar Internet memes. The whole thing is very relaxed and warm. Although it's not a love story as the main theme, it seems to make you feel happy. Even after watching the extra episode, I felt a sense of loss that it was over.
The heroine helped many people change their fate due to system intervention and saved many people, which is very good. Some of the female characters in it are pretty good. There are more memes and more funny sentences [laughs] However, the heroine traveled through time as an adult soul, but some of her actions and words make people ignore that she is an adult, which makes her feel a little confused [face covering] [awkward laugh]
Yunbao is super cute and has a lot of memes. The children in the novel each have their own characteristics. They are so vivid. The mother's personality is also very good. The original heroine has awakened. Yunbao's "scumbag daddy" character design is okay. I support this reunion (I have seen too many scumbag dads. This one is much better). In addition, the secretary still failed to succeed in being a licking dog.
It's very good-looking. Although some characters feel like they don't have mouths, they are not sadistic. If you don't open your mouth without being abused, then you won't have a long mouth.