
My Birth Mom Ran Off While Pregnant, but My Dad Says He Had a Vasectomy!
亲妈带球跑,可我爹说他结扎了!
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- Completed
- Length
- 324k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Billionaire CEO
- Updated
- 7mo ago
- English
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It's so hilarious! Lots of jokes with only a tiny bit of plot. Yunbao's little mouth looks like it's been smeared with arsenic; she keeps saying things that make you want to spit out a mouse, just like her father, Xie. Yuan's mother is a slightly silly, beautiful woman who dotes on her daughter. Originally a story about torturing the female lead, under the clever baby's guidance, the original male lead is instead manipulated and becomes a simp in the eyes of the world.
I was laughing so hard reading this novel late at night, I couldn't stop laughing! It's so good, with tons of jokes and hilarious interactions between the characters. 🤦🤦🤦🤦
It's a great read! The female lead really helps so many people; she's incredibly kind and clever. She grows up to be very capable and doesn't just sit around doing nothing, choosing instead to work hard and strive for success. Her father is a love-struck fool, with a touch of arrogance in the early episodes.
So funny, hilarious, full of witty remarks, 5G internet speed! Who knows what it feels like to secretly laugh under the covers in the middle of the night? 😂 One thing that feels a bit jarring is that the money doesn't seem like money at all; it's always in the tens of millions. 😅
It's great! I was all set for the original male and female leads being clingy and impossible to get rid of. But it turned out the original female lead was a silly beauty who really cracked up the original male lead – it was hilarious! The baby is also very clever and mischievous; the father-son interactions are so much fun. Of course, the baby's favorite is still Mommy.
The plot is hilarious and the author's writing is superb 👍🏻, the word count is just right, perfect for a lighthearted read 👌🏻. The author's writing is truly superb; the plot and logic aren't sacrificed for humor. I highly recommend it to my friends.
It's super good! There are so many clichéd references, and none of them are overused internet memes. The overall feeling is light and heartwarming. Although it's not primarily a romance story, you can still feel the happiness in it. Even after finishing the extra episodes, there was a sense of loss, like it was all over.
The female lead helps many people change their fates due to system intervention and saves many lives, which is great. Some of the female characters are quite good. There are many jokes and funny lines. 😄 However, the female lead is an adult soul who transmigrates, but some of her actions and words make people forget that she is an adult, which is a bit hard to explain 🤦😅
Yunbao is super cute, and there are so many funny moments. The children in the novel are all so vivid and unique. The mother's personality is also amazing. The original female lead's awakening and Yunbao's father's "scumbag" character is actually alright. I support this reconciliation (after seeing so many scumbag fathers, this one is so much better). Also, the secretary is still a simp who failed to win over the family.
It's a great show. Although some characters seem to lack speech, there's no excessive drama. If there's no drama, then there's no need for them to speak, right?