My Flash-Married Husband Is Like a Robot: All Brains, No Emotional Intelligence

Name: My Flash-Married Husband Is Like a Robot: All Brains, No Emotional Intelligence
Author: Yellow Peach Tutu

闪婚老公像人机，要情商有智商

by Yellow Peach Tutu (黄桃土土)

Status: Completed
Length: 311k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Billionaire CEO
Updated: 11mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Marriage First, Love Later + Playful + Showbiz + Each Other’s First Love]

Zhou Youning thought she had the worst luck. Just as she was gaining some recognition for playing the second female lead in a new drama, the entire internet was paid to smear her. Then her company was sold, and her new boss turned out to be the man she had once secretly loved, the one who had broken her heart!

Back then, she had kept her crush on a pedestal, while he had sent her crashing down.

When she finally worked up the courage to give him a love letter, he opened it right in front of her and calmly pointed out several typos and awkward sentences.

All she could do was snatch the letter back and run away in embarrassment.

When they met again, Zhou Youning witnessed him getting rejected on a blind date.

Her family was pressuring her to get married, and she assumed Lu Huaijin was under the same pressure. So she tentatively asked whether he would marry her.

On their wedding night, nothing happened except that they held hands. Zhou Youning decided their marriage was simply a practical arrangement to share a life together.

Once the time was up, they would part ways.

Just as her “first love” filter was on the verge of shattering after their wedding, Zhou Youning discovered that her brother-in-law’s wife was the very goddess who had once saved her!

To preserve a stable relationship with her sister-in-law, Zhou Youning decided she could put up with this broken marriage a little longer.

But gradually, she realized something was wrong.

She had thought Lu Huaijin married her because his family was pressuring him to go on blind dates, but the truth was the complete opposite.

When she first visited his home, his relatives were practically moved to tears with joy, praising her as their savior.

One night, Lu Huaijin pinned her down and asked, his gaze dark, “Why didn’t you bring back the letter you said you’d revise and send again?”

“You complained that there was no passion between us. So why are you unwilling now?”

Zhou Youning, gasping for breath: ...

Stats

154Chapters

12.7kReads · 30 days

293.3kReads · all time

3.2kShelves

9.3Score

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I was particularly impressed by the older brother in the book by Lu Qiu and Xia Wange. I thought he was outstanding and even left a message saying that Lu Qiu could have his own book. I didn't expect the author to actually write one. The author's writing is humorous and the characters are vivid and unique. It's definitely worth investing in.
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As a bookworm with 20 years of reading experience, I haven't touched romance novels for quite some time now, mainly because they're too cloying, sickeningly sweet, and formulaic. But this one is completely different; it's probably the most refreshing and unconventional romance novel I've ever read. Not cloying, refreshing, natural. I love it! Author, please keep updating!
45 likes11mo ago
I came from Xiaxia's book. Both books have pretty fresh character designs and plots! Although Brother Lu is a bot and lacks emotional intelligence, thankfully he still has a little bit of emotional intelligence when dealing with Zhouzhou, hahaha. Great! I love it! More updates please! 😘
39 likes11mo ago
The male lead is a gentle yet sharp-tongued bot, while the female lead is an ambitious and sensitive female celebrity with beautiful handwriting who trusts him completely (after all, he's really capable). The chapter where they enter the male lead's house is hilarious!
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It's pretty good. Personally, I think the most outstanding plot design is the werewolf-themed romance section. The romance format is particularly innovative and provides a great opportunity to depict the changing feelings between the male and female leads.
23 likes10mo ago
This is a sister book to Xiaxia and Qiuqiu's, telling the story of Lu Qiu and Xia Wange rescuing the female celebrity Zhou Youning. The story is relatively short and fast-paced, mainly revolving around the male and female protagonists. The narrative style maintains the humor and "liveliness" of the previous book. The two characters are very three-dimensional and full.
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First, let's talk about the characters. The female lead, Zhou Youning, is portrayed as a pitiful figure in the entertainment industry, yet she's not pretentious. She's attacked online, her company changes hands, and she unexpectedly becomes the boss of her longtime crush, Lu Huaijin. This dramatic opening immediately creates immense dramatic tension.
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