As a Love Advice Streamer, I Swear to Dig Up Love’s Grave

I used to be a divorce lawyer earning a million yuan a year. I personally buried three hundred marriages. When my client received her eighth divorce certificate, she suddenly asked me outside the courthouse, “Lawyer Chen, after ending so many love stories, do you still believe in love?” That night, I wiped the law firm’s website clean and started a livestream on Douyin. On camera, I stopped offering legal advice and brought out a scalpel instead. “Welcome to the graveyard of love. I’m your gravedigger, and your grave robber.” The first woman to call in tearfully described her husband’s affair. I told her to open the fridge. “See that steak that’s been frozen for three years? Your marriage is just like it. It should have gone rotten ages ago.” Three million people watched as she threw the spoiled steak into the trash on the spot. There are ten million ways to cheat, but every cheater has the same mindset: desire. I use a lawyer’s sharp tongue to dissect gaslighting tactics and the bloody truths buried in case files to puncture romantic illusions. My followers call me “the voice of reason.” My peers accuse me of “digging up love’s grave.”