In Qingyun, the System Is Blind and Insists This Is a Mortal

[Mortal Cultivator Style] [Jade Dynasty] [Cautious Old Fox] [Multiple Heroines] [System Misinterpretations]

Su Ran transmigrates into the Qingyun Sect and awakens a cultivation assistant System. The problem is, the System is severely nearsighted!

It insists on mistaking Qingyun Mountain for Huangfeng Valley and Bamboo Peak for Divine Hand Valley!

Even more absurdly, it identifies Tian Linger as "Chen Qiaoqian" and issues the quest: "Save the tragic senior sister. Reward: Azure Essence Sword Art!"

It identifies Lu Xueqi as "Nangong Wan" and issues the quest: "Get close to her during the Blood Trial... ahem. Reward: Reincarnation Divine Light!"

It identifies Zhang Xiaofan as "corpse-refining material Zhang Tie" and issues the quest: "Refine him into an indestructible Qu Hun!"

And so, everything goes completely off the rails.

At the Seven Peaks Martial Competition, while everyone else flies on swords, Su Ran pulls out hundreds of "Fireball Talismans" and launches a carpet bombing.

In the depths of the Netherworld Abyss, facing the Black Water Mystic Serpent, Su Ran silently sets up a "Rune Minigun" and "Heavenly Thunder Bombs."

The Beast God is resurrected? Looking at the demon beasts filling the sky, Su Ran excitedly releases a hundred thousand "Gold-Eating Insects"...

Tian Buyi: "Seventh Junior, is that cultivation? You're just throwing money around!"

Lu Xueqi: "Junior Brother Su's methods may be... underhanded, but... they rather suit me."

The Ghost King: "Please, stop throwing talismans! I'll even let Baguio marry you, all right?!"

Years later, Su Ran stands atop the Void Heaven Cauldron, holding beauties in his arms, and spreads his hands helplessly. "I never meant to become invincible. The System just keeps mistaking people!"