Rule Horror: Starting Out as Squidward in Bikini Bottom

“Who lives in a giant pineapple under the sea?” “Monsters.” The eerie has arrived, and tales of terror have swept across the world. Su Yu is chosen as the Dragon Kingdom’s selected champion and sent into the legendary S-rank death instance: [The Collapsed Bikini Bottom]. To survive, he must obey its spine-chilling rules and perfectly play Squidward, the world-weary, narcissistic octopus with the enormous nose. [Rule One: SpongeBob is your best neighbor, but when he smiles, hide in the closet immediately.] [Rule Two: Patrick is a genius. If you interrupt his thinking, he’ll eat your brain.] [Rule Three: Never ask what the Krabby Patty is made of.] Looking at the yellow square outside his door, oozing pus and carrying a chainsaw net to catch jellyfish, Su Yu adjusts his sunglasses and gives a dead-eyed stare. “Catch jellyfish? That lowbrow game would insult my artistic sensibilities.” While the other countries’ chosen champions are turned into patties by Mr. Krabs for going OOC and breaking character, Su Yu whistles an awful tune on his clarinet and uses his absolute familiarity with the original story to carve out a way to survive. Su Yu: “I’m not targeting anyone in particular. I’m just saying that down here under the sea, everyone present except me is… crazy.”