You Put Me in Charge of a Zoo, and This Parrot Has a Filthy Beak

Xu Lang goes home for the Spring Festival and is forced to take over a bankrupt zoo buried in debt.

His relatives mock him, creditors show up at his door, and the whole internet is waiting to laugh at him.

At the crucial moment, the [Myriad Spirits Astonishment System] activates!

As long as he collects Astonishment Points, he can evolve animals and exchange them for billions in cash and luxury cars!

And then everything takes a bizarre turn:

The moment a debt collector walks in, a cockatoo points at him and yells, “You ugly little runt! Go back to the factory and get remade!”

A rich kid shows up in a sports car to show off, only for a panda practicing tai chi to sneer, “That tin can isn't as steady as I am sitting down.”

An influencer tries to stage a fake accident, but a monkey with hacking skills exposes all their dirty secrets on the spot!

Netizen A: “Have you lost your mind? Is that golden snub-nosed monkey teaching Xu Lang advanced math?”

Netizen B: “I don't believe it! Unless you let that kangaroo come out and fight me one-on-one... Holy crap, it has an eight-pack!”

Netizen C: “Please, streamer, stop showing off. Even the dogs at this zoo scored higher than I did on my grad school entrance exam!”

Faced with the whole internet bowing down to him and his fortune growing at a crazy rate, Xu Lang spreads his hands and sighs:

“I really wasn't trying to show off. These animals are just way too clever!”