With Rebels in Hand, the Journey to the West Script Is Void

Name: With Rebels in Hand, the Journey to the West Script Is Void
Author: Join the Beggars' Gang

反骨仔在手，西游剧本作废

by Join the Beggars' Gang (加入丐帮)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.1M Words
Genre: Female-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 2mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Zheng Yue’er transmigrates into a celestial maid responsible for stoking the fires in Heaven’s kitchens, only for Buddha to kick her off to the West to fetch the scriptures.

Before she leaves, Guanyin stuffs three headbands into her hands. “Put these on them and keep those three troublemakers in line.”

She turns around and hands the headbands to her three disciples. “Keep these safe yourselves. Don’t let Guanyin see them.”

Nezha: “???”

Yang Jian: “Interesting.”

Sun Wukong: “Mm.”

Later

Guanyin comes to check on them, only to be chased for 800 li by the three of them.

Lingji Bodhisattva shows up to stir up trouble, gets beaten black and blue, and returns to Spirit Mountain to complain.

Heaven sends a delegation banging gongs and drums to “pay a visit” to Spirit Mountain. Buddha is so furious he shuts himself away.

The whole Three Realms is saying: There’s a woman in the scripture-fetching party, and her three disciples are each more fearsome than the last.

Sun Wukong leads the horse, Yang Jian fans himself, and Nezha clears the way up front.

“Yue’er, slow down.”

“Miss Zheng, don’t rush.”

“Zheng Yue’er! There’s another demon up ahead! I’m going in first!”

Zheng Yue’er covers her face from horseback. “Can’t you follow the script for once?”

The three answer in unison: “No.”

The story gets more and more absurd, and the Bodhisattvas on the road to the West take detours whenever they see them.

She sighs. “I really am just a kitchen maid…”

So who’s the master, and who are the disciples?

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3.3kReads · 30 days

316.9kReads · all time

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7.4Score

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I think it's great! I saw some comments saying that "Testing the Heart of Zen" wasn't good, but I think it's great. Also, the work is tagged as romance, so if you can't accept that, you should check the tag first to see if it triggers your own feelings. I'm so worried the author might not write it because of that comment.
40 likes7mo ago
It's very interesting. Unlike other Journey to the West spin-offs, this book describes the process of the three rebellious characters agreeing to go on the pilgrimage. This is something I haven't read in other books. Moreover, the female lead is well-developed. She portrays the timidity, weakness, and lack of decisiveness of ordinary people, but also has the kindness, sincerity, and liveliness that are unique to the female lead.
35 likes7mo ago
This pairing is great right now. The brotherhood between Nezha, Yang Jian, and Sun Wukong, forged on their journey to the West, brings them a bond of life and death, and the charm of friendship makes them more fleshed out, not just one-dimensional labels. It's very well written. I'd like to hear a few suggestions, but not all of them.
33 likes5mo ago
It's a mixed bag... I've always wanted to read these three speedruns of the Journey to the West. The author wrote it very enjoyably, and overall it's great. I'll just point out the downsides so the author can improve. First of all, whenever Sun Wukong's romantic storyline is mentioned, he transforms into a melancholic, domineering CEO—deep-voiced, expressionless, with gentle eyes…
30 likes7mo ago
It's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! The writing is excellent. Very good. I was just browsing the comments and I noticed that the male lead is only Sun Wukong. I think the author could add Nezha and Yang Jian as well.
23 likes3mo ago
Actually, I think even clay figures have tempers. I read over ninety chapters, and it felt like the female lead was only saying nice things, and the three of them really loved arguing and didn't care about the lives of others. I don't think that's how it should be, since it's a mythological story and they're all supposed to be for the people (I don't know much about Yang Jian! Sorry!).
14 likes6mo ago
It's really good. I hope the male leads can interact more with the female lead.
11 likes7mo ago
It's great, five stars! The angle is so unique, it almost made me die laughing. A monkey and half a pound of lotus root, a three-eyed monkey with a dog, one openly rebellious, one secretly rebellious, and one always ready to rebel 😄. The only drawback is that the monkey could be written a bit more lively; a monkey that doesn't actively cause trouble isn't a good monkey 🤦
10 likes4mo ago
It looks great, but I really want three people.
10 likes6mo ago
I knew it! Although I didn't see any romantic subplot between Sun Wukong and the female lead in the synopsis, I guessed there was a romantic connection when the description came up—when Sun Wukong wasn't helping the Thunder God's Mouth. At that point, I kept telling myself it couldn't be ૮₍ ˶•‸•˶₎ა But now I'm devastated! Why can't female-oriented novels have a male lead?!
9 likes3mo ago