Yun Budu spent eight hundred years cultivating at the Jade Void Palace on Mount Kunlun, and finally finished improving a minor spell for sending messages with jade talismans. By chance, he discovered that if he carved runes into specially made jade tablets, they could transmit not only text, but also sound and images.
That day, Yuanshi Tianzun was giving a lecture. Yun Budu secretly used his prototype to snap a picture of Lingbao Tianzun dozing off, then sent it to Dao De Tianzun.
Dao De Tianzun replied instantly with a “Ha ha.”
In the middle of the lecture, Dao De Tianzun’s laughter rang out of nowhere.
Yuanshi Tianzun’s face darkened. “Yun Budu, what are you holding?”
Yun Budu said, “Master, this disciple has named it... the ‘Spirit-Link Pendant.’”
Yuanshi Tianzun took it and saw a group chat on the screen:
Group name: “The Three Pure Ones Are One Big Happy Family (3)”
Lingbao Tianzun: “Second Brother, quit pretending. I just saw your eyes close.”
Dao De Tianzun: “Third Brother, I could hear you snoring all the way in Doushuai Palace.”
System notification: Jade Pure Primordial Heavenly Venerate has left the group chat.
That opening nearly blew the roof off the Three Pure Ones Hall.
Is there a timeline? Why do I feel so confused?