Live Archaeology: Explain Why the Terracotta Warriors Are Kneeling!

Good news: I’ve been reborn, and I’ve got a cheat that can see through everything.

Bad news: I’m raiding the tomb of Qin Shi Huang, and the whole thing is being livestreamed.

To make matters worse, my former advisor is pulling every string he can to get me locked up for good.

Jiang Cheng looks at the Beast-Subduing Soul Formation in front of him and can’t help complaining:

“Wait, that old geezer claims he cracked this formation too? He can’t even tell a male from a female!”

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Scene: Facing the terrifying Hanging Soul Staircase.

Jiang Cheng’s move: He closes his eyes and walks backward.

Result: Not only does he make it through, he also picks up a jade seal along the way.

Professor Wang: “That’s not science! It violates the laws of physics!”

Jiang Cheng: “That’s your physics, not Great Emperor Qin’s physics.”

From then on, archaeology has a new legend.

Whenever Jiang Cheng enters a tomb, the zongzi have to offer him cigarettes, and the female ghosts have to pour his tea.

And those fake experts?

Sorry, in the nation-level, S-grade privileged livestream, only what God Jiang says is the truth!

Netizens: “Stop digging! At this rate, you’ll dig right through the Earth!”

Jiang Cheng: “What’s the rush? I’ve only just dug up Nezha Conquers the Dragon King.”