Abyss Gig Work from the Start: Weird Fish? All That Matters Is Money

I'm just a lowly Abyss wage slave who wants money, but somehow the whole world keeps losing SAN because of me!

I only wanted to cut away a few inconvenient “deep-sea ores,” but then the ore started spewing green flames. I thought it was a gas leak.

I casually used my cutting torch to weld the leak shut, and ended up “sealing” an ancient god that had slept for millions of years, stopping it from ever awakening.

Dr. Lin: (clutching his head and screaming) “He welded the Creator God shut! Welded! It! Shut!”

I only wanted to scrape some “barnacles” off the propeller, but they were actually the tentacles of an ancient god, with the power to destroy the world and the annoying habit of slowing me down.

I scrubbed them clean with a steel-wool pad, then complained that they were polluting the place by wrapping around things. Before I knew it, I'd scraped a young Kraken bald, and it ran away in terror.

“Seriously, why are you all acting like it's the end of the world over something so trivial?!” (shrugs helplessly)

My golden finger turns the horrors of the Abyss into “my problem”… and everyone else's eternal nightmare!