Honkai: Star Rail: I Pretended to Be Aha, and Herta Actually Took Me as Her Master on the Spot

Fine, I’ll come clean. I’m an actor, and the entire universe is acting alongside me.

It all started with that inhuman System.

Location: Herta Space Station.

The System told me to perform an art piece with a Curio, so I was forced to dance the “Subject Three” routine.

Herta immediately knelt to learn from me, clinging to my leg and shouting, “Teacher! These dance steps contain the secrets of spatial folding. You must teach me!”

I just wanted to stay alive, but she added her own scenes without asking!

Location: The snowy plains of Belobog.

The System told me to tell a joke to the Doomsday Beast, so I tearfully told it a bit about a boss making empty promises.

The Doomsday Beast laughed so hard its energy core overloaded and it blew itself up on the spot. Cocolia was completely dumbfounded.

I just wanted to stay alive, but it laughed itself to death?!

Location: Xianzhou Luofu.

The System told me to use ink to stain Jing Yuan’s star chart. My hand slipped, and I drew a turtle.

After a long moment of contemplation, Marshal Jing Yuan suddenly saw the light: “Use defense as offense, hunker down and wait for the right moment! This is how we save the Xianzhou!”

I just wanted to stay alive, but he treated me like an honored guest!

Looking at all the big shots around me going, “I get it now,” I started to cry.

“Please, can you all stop having epiphanies? I really don’t want to be anyone’s mentor! If you keep making things up, even the Aeon Aha will want to call me big brother!”

As soon as I finished speaking, someone who looked just like Sampo squeezed through the crowd, his face full of admiration. “That’s right, I’m here on THEIR orders to learn from you!”

Me: “...”