Abolished? Just What I Wanted! Even a Dog Wouldn't Be This Crown Prince

[Historical Fantasy]+ [System-Powered Feel-Good]+ [Loving Father and Filial Son]+ [Lighthearted Comedy]+ [Great Snow Dragon Riders]

After transmigrating to the Tang dynasty, he becomes the eight-year-old Crown Prince Li Chengqian.

With his knowledge of history, he knows that being crown prince is a high-risk job: you have to get up earlier than the chickens, go to bed later than the dogs, and end up exiled anyway!

Li Chengqian makes up his mind on the spot: Whoever wants to be crown prince can have the job!

At the enthronement ceremony, he tosses out a memorial in front of everyone. “Father, your son is young and sickly. I resign as crown prince and only wish to retire in the Eastern Palace!”

Li Shimin fumes. “You’re only eight! What do you mean, retire? Get over here and govern the country for me!”

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, on refusing to join the rat race. You have activated the “God-Tier Slacker System”!]

[Successfully refusing to attend morning court, reward: 3,000 Great Snow Dragon Riders!]

[Eating hot pot in the imperial study, reward: potatoes yielding 10,000 jin per mu!]

[Furiously talking back to Li Shimin, reward: the peerless God of Slaughter, Bai Qi!]

From then on, the Tang dynasty’s whole vibe changes.

Jieli Khan of the Turks: “I was just passing through. Why have Li Chengqian’s private troops chased me for 800 li?”

The Five Surnames and Seven Clans: “Your Highness, please rein in your divine powers! We’re willing to hand over all our property. Just don’t let the Brocade Guards knock on our doors anymore!”

Watching the prosperous age of all nations coming to pay tribute, Li Shimin sheds grateful tears. “Chengqian, I’m getting old. This throne...”

This time, Li Chengqian really panics. He pulls out an elixir of immortality and stuffs it into Li Shimin’s mouth.

“Father, you’re still in your prime! Take this medicine and you can easily work another five hundred years!”

“Your son... really just wants to retire!”