Demon Lord, Send Me 50 and I'll Help Him Conquer the Cultivation World

Jiang Xingying transmigrated into a badly concluded xianxia novel, becoming a sacrificial extra who was destined from the start to be bled dry as an offering to the heavens. On the altar, the infamous, bloodthirsty Demon Venerable Yan Wudao strode toward her, holding a dripping sword. Faced with certain death, Jiang Xingying decided to be even crazier than him and cried out to the sky, “My lord! Before you kill me, could you Venmo me 50 and see what I can do?!” The whole place fell silent. The tyrannical Demon Venerable’s sword hand shook violently. A flicker of shock passed through his blood-red eyes as he gritted his teeth. “...Crazy Thursday, huh?” Jiang Xingying: “?” Yan Wudao tossed aside his bloody sword and rushed over, eyes red. “A fellow countryman! Which big tech company are you from? Can you write OKRs? Help me out, quick. I’m about to go crazy dealing with these illiterate underlings who only know how to hack people apart!” And so, the entire cultivation world went completely off the rails. Jiang Xingying became the Demon Sect’s chief operating officer, ruthlessly implementing KPI assessments and a bottom-performer elimination system. The vicious demon cultivators who used to bicker among themselves every day now worked themselves to the bone around the clock to win the “Perfect Attendance Award.” The hypocritical righteous masters gathered to attack, only to be ruined and left with shattered faith by the pair’s combination of “modern corporate warfare + exploiting bugs in the Heavenly Dao.” Two transmigrators, working together as equals, and no getting love-drunk! Watch as a modern, scheming executive and a workaholic programmer from a major tech company wield their butcher’s knives and use capitalism to crush the cultivation world with a dimensional advantage!