Help, My Mom Is Cthulhu, and My Dragon Dad Is Taking Over the Heavens

Name: Help, My Mom Is Cthulhu, and My Dragon Dad Is Taking Over the Heavens
Author: Ask-Zao-Jiu Little Watermelon

救命，我娘是克苏鲁，我龙爹搞天

by Ask-Zao-Jiu Little Watermelon (问造九小西瓜)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 443k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 8mo ago
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A divine child’s memoir of prenatal lessons and observations of family life, starring the biggest sucker of all. Other babies get Mozart in the womb. My prenatal lessons were my mother murmuring, “Kiddo, look at the geometric beauty of the Three Pillars.” “Remember, fear is a shackle from the old world. You’re the one who’ll tear it open.” (Dad calmly adds from outside the door: “And here’s the Heavenly Court’s troop deployment map. Remember when they change shifts at the Southern Heavenly Gate.”) I, an unborn fetus, studied: An Introduction to the Cthulhu Mythos (Practical Edition); The Heavenly Court’s Organizational Structure and Weaknesses (Tactical Exercises); How to Stay Mentally Unstable in an ABO World (Mom says this is called “maintaining divinity”); and The Study of My Parents Scheming Against Each Other While Being Lovey-Dovey (required course, highest credits). 【My mom, Yide Haila】Her true form is indescribable. For now, she looks like a stunning beauty with black hair and golden eyes. Emotionally unstable, she enjoys driving Dad crazy, giving Uncle Nezha sanity-draining toys, and gazing at me with eyes as deep as the starry sky as she says, “Kiddo, the world is a pile of crap. Let’s stir it up.” 【My dad, Ao Kuang】The Dragon King of the East Sea. Gentle and refined on the surface, with a dark heart beneath. His hobbies include making grand plans, marking Mom, and calmly carrying out schemes to overthrow the Three Realms. His newest hobby: letting Mom bully him while smiling and recording “Haila’s Mood Swings, Entry 7,800.” 【Me, as-yet-unnamed】The story’s resident commentator and its greatest victim. Current skills: deconstructing three-dimensional space in my dreams, instinctively dodging scans from the Heavenly Dao, and roasting my parents in baby talk. So, does the Heavenly Court know my family is plotting a rebellion?

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