Underworld Civil Servant: My Performance Reviews Help Me Cultivate Immortality

A promotion in the Underworld? No, this is my personal asset report!

[Asset One: Connections]

My boss, Judge Cui? My personal scapegoat and walking ATM!

My sworn enemy, the Sun Patrol Deity? I banished him to guard the Animal Realm, and now he has to bow and call me “Teacher Wei” when he sees me!

Fahai, the eminent monk? My “angel investor,” currently taking my “merit loan” proposal to Buddha to raise funds!

[Asset Two: Hard Currency]

An ancient doomsday god? Now it's my private debt collection agency. I point east, and it wouldn't dare go west. I used it to “balance the books” on two hundred million incense offerings. Who's going to complain?

Meng Po, the ice-cold beauty? She used to beat me over the head with data. Now she slips me tokens of affection of her own accord. Her affection is through the roof!

[Asset Three: Industries]

Wailing Death City? Where I started out, now the smartest city in the Underworld and the biggest contributor to its GDP!

The Animal Realm? I turned it into a VIP reincarnation center. Want to be the emperor's cat? Then put up three million incense offerings to bid!

The King of Hell wants me to take over?

I laughed.

“Become the King of Hell? That's thinking too small.”

“My goal is to set KPIs for every god and Buddha in all Three Realms!”