You Hired Me as a Spokesperson, So I Turned Around and Arrested the Dragon King

After transmigrating to Blue Star, now overrun by “brainless power fantasies,” where lawless smirking war gods, miracle doctors fresh from the mountains, and domineering CEOs are everywhere, Shen Jinyan awakens the [Great Nation Purge System] and joins the National Special Security Bureau. He specializes in dealing with anyone who refuses to behave!

At a diplomatic press conference, a foreign special forces king boasts that he’ll sanction Huaxia and sexually harasses a female reporter.

Shen Jinyan adjusts his glasses. “Under the Criminal Law, you’re suspected of espionage and sexual assault. Arrest him!”

As the entire internet looks on in shock, special police smash through the window and pin the soldier to the ground!

[Ding! Successfully arrested an S-rank braggart. National reward: controlled nuclear fusion blueprints!]

When a trillionaire CEO threatens, “The Wang family is finished by nightfall,” Shen Jinyan fires back with a tax audit order.

When a miracle doctor fresh from the mountains arrogantly declares, “I don’t treat the poor,” Shen Jinyan revokes his license on the spot and sends him to jail!

Netizens go wild: “Brother Shen, we asked you to protest. We didn’t ask you to send all of them to prison to sew uniforms!”

Then one day, an aerospace carrier takes to the skies, and Eagle Sauce panics: We were promised a diplomatic protest. How did this turn into interstellar warfare?