I Pretended to Be Gay to Win Back My Wife

The girl I like is the biggest fan of the ship between me and my buddy. To win her over, I told the biggest lie of my life: “Actually, I like my buddy.”

From then on, I lived a melodramatic life, livestreaming my “secret crush” to her every day and begging my “love strategist” to help me make a move.

“Don’t talk to him. I’ll get jealous.” “Quick, help me figure out if his new post means he likes me.”

She gleefully followed the ship she was personally helping to bring together, giving me advice with all her heart.

Then my scheme worked, and I went public with our relationship. The ship fans across the internet were left heartbroken.