I'm a Thousand-Year-Old Snake Spirit, and I Accidentally Led the Chief on Before Dumping Him

[Transmigration from Ancient Times to the Present] [Rekindled Romance] [Strong Female and Male Leads] [Lighthearted and Hilarious] [My Love Triangle at the Supernatural Administration]

As an ancient Ba snake who has lived for over two thousand years, She Xiwू has only two rules for life: lie flat and drink milk tea.

To protect her undocumented status in this era where “no one is allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the nation,” she has no choice but to turn herself in to the Supernatural Administration.

She thinks it will be a mere formality, but the moment she walks in, a top-level big shot pins her to the interrogation chair.

The man is dressed in a sharp suit, cool and aloof, yet the fingertips gripping her wrist tremble. His voice is low and dangerous. “Two thousand years, and you’ve finally fallen into my hands? You were pretty carefree when you tricked me into drinking all that realgar wine and ran off, weren’t you?”

Staring at that devastatingly handsome face, She Xiwू swallows and tries to make excuses. “Um… if I say I got lost while going to buy you hangover medicine, would you believe me?”

The next second, the most outrageous “employment contract” in history slaps down on the table.

Not only does she have to work a nine-to-nine schedule to pay off her debt, she’s also forced to live with him under “close supervision.”

By day, she’s a violent clerk at the Supernatural Administration who takes down S-rank beasts with her bare hands. By night, she’s a “human-shaped pillow” who has to curl up on the director to keep him warm.

Yin Lin (loosening his tie): Didn’t you say cold-blooded animals need body heat? Come here, let me warm you up.

She Xiwू: …Is this supervision really aboveboard?