The Divine Emperor’s Daughter Doesn’t Want to Go to Work Today Either

Name: The Divine Emperor’s Daughter Doesn’t Want to Go to Work Today Either
Author: Yi A He Mu

神皇的女儿今天也不想上班

by Yi A He Mu (伊阿赫姆)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.3M Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 11d ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Synopsis]

I was just a “cloud hammer player” from 2025.

I made fun of a little girl who had turned into the Emperor, then liked a “gender-swapped Emperor” cosplayer’s post.

Then my phone flashed, and I transmigrated?

What did I transmigrate into?

The Emperor’s near-perfect copy.

And I got shoved into the body of a dying mortal girl, the kind that overheats and breaks down at the drop of a hat.

From then on, the little girl became the Empire’s “Golden Miracle.”

And I became the high-dimensional old man in her head, a cheat-like presence.

The battlefield is collapsing? One “Enough,” and golden light sweeps across Nurgle’s Garden.

The Grey Knights want to kneel and offer a sacrifice? “Stand down, sons of the Titan.”

Guilliman arrives, stunned. “Father... is that you?”

I go straight for the fun, feel-good approach: “Thirteen, well done!”

The girl is timid. She glows just a little, and the Chapter Master drops to his knees.

Every time I log on, the Empire rejoices.

Every time I log off, the Empire goes on high alert.

Every time the mortal girl sneezes, an Ecclesiarchy priest loudly praises the Emperor.

Me/Eileen: I want to retire and eat pudding.

The Empire: Impossible. Not in this lifetime.

This is the story of a high-dimensional fun-lover who transmigrates into 40K,

using the power of an “Emperor replica” to raise a child, save a sector, perform miracles, and give Chaos a hard time along the way.

Turning grimdark into a “Golden Paradise.”

Driving Sicarius into becoming a super dad.

[The Emperor himself is asleep; the Emperor’s replica is raising a child.]

Other names

Warhammer: A Regent Princess's Life from Scratch战锤：从零开始的摄政公主生活Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

319Chapters

27.3kReads · 30 days

718.2kReads · all time

1.3kShelf adds, last 14 days

9.1Score

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A top-notch Warhammer fanfiction with few flaws, it's very relaxing to read. The scene in Chapter 24 where Varo brags about obtaining the protagonist's artifact could be more frequent. While such scenes might seem exaggerated in other genres, they're perfect for 40k. Zealot is a crucial part of 40k, allowing for more freedom in writing these kinds of boastful moments; even exaggerated ones won't feel over-the-top, but rather stay true to the source material.
172 likes10mo ago
Loyalty, huh? Although the protagonist doesn't always manifest his power, but rather occasionally. The protagonist's vessel is portrayed quite well—pure and kind. I wonder what kind of fun will arise when it encounters those rebellious entities.
114 likes10mo ago
A living author!!! This is a rare heartwarming fanfic; even the corpse felt warm after reading it. ❤️ Following the Empress Sister and Second Brother, there's now an Emperor alt account; Hammer is truly thriving! 😏 Lower your score, where did my second brother go? And what about that other movie viewer? 😠 Stop talking.
106 likes11mo ago
It's a great read; I love this kind of heartwarming, family-friendly slice-of-life story. At the same time, the book doesn't lack tear-jerking moments and touching scenes. It doesn't lose sight of the unique human struggles and shining moments in Warhammer fiction, even with the Emperor's alt version of the classic tale.
81 likes11mo ago
The little girl Empress, so cute, so cute, I love it! I want to see the final Empress Primarch surrounding the protagonist and calling her "Mother"! 😳😳
70 likes11mo ago
Not bad, not bad. At 570,000 words so far, the writing style and plot are quite excellent overall. I deducted one star because the later plot became somewhat formulaic and not as amazing as the beginning. However, overall it's already a rare and excellent work. I hope the author continues to work hard and maintain a high standard of writing! 💪
63 likes8mo ago
A great book. It's currently my top 40k fanfiction. It doesn't have many plot devices or grand ambitions. It's just a heartwarming story about a little girl redeeming a group of naive children who have only ever seen war since birth.
43 likes10mo ago
The female-oriented Warhammer universe is really exciting! 🤦 So far, Mordred has returned, and Meifeng and Coconut Heart have spoiled the female lead like a princess. Although it does resemble early female-oriented novels with the theme "The young lady has returned home, I'll go pick her up," it's truly remarkable that they've managed to create a female-oriented version of Warhammer's complex…
38 likes6mo ago
Sure, it's great for someone like me who's not into this genre. The author's daily life is quite good (´∀`*). I didn't get that boring feeling that comes with reading slice-of-life stories. If they can maintain this level of quality, it will be even better. I'm giving it five stars as encouragement.
32 likes8mo ago
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!! This is the War Hammer fanfiction I've been wanting to see!!! Alas!!! The light of the Empress's maternal love shines throughout the universe!!! This corrupt and rigid empire, taste the power of supreme tenderness!!! Alas!!! Yeah!!!
28 likes11mo ago