Survival: Horror Movies Are Too Hard, So I Hand Them Over to the State

Su Bai awakens the “Dual-World Transport System” from the start, then turns around and hands himself and the System over to the nation!

The whole country mobilizes for a cross-world campaign!

The rating has only just come in and will gradually rise.

First world: Friday the 13th.

Jason, the immortal killer of Crystal Lake? The national team brings in overwhelming firepower. A steel tide sweeps through, and the Eagle Sauce surrenders, becoming Dragon Nation’s base for developing the new world!

Second world: Alien.

An extraterrestrial killing machine is running rampant? Dragon Nation’s research team enters fully equipped. They won’t just wipe out the aliens; they’ll capture the queen alive and analyze the biotechnology behind their evolution!

Now, the third world opens: Mr. Vampire!

Looking at the royal zombie before them, impervious to blades and bullets and possessing incredible strength, Uncle Jiu, Simu, and Yixiu prepare to risk their lives in one desperate fight.

Shanxiao remains expressionless as he gives the order:

“Target locked.”

“125-millimeter smoothbore cannon, point-blank range. Execute by cannon fire!”

“Boom!”

A tungsten-alloy armor-piercing shell, traveling at three times the speed of sound, blows the zombie’s head off in an instant!

Uncle Jiu’s whole worldview collapses. “Su Bai, what is this magical artifact called? Why does it sound like thunder?”

Su Bai: “Senior Brother, it’s called science. All beings are equal; physics sends them to the afterlife!”

Shanxiao: “Research team, surround that dragonfly-pointing-at-water acupoint and monitor the magnetic field in real time. We’re going to turn spiritual energy into a power source!”

As the treads of technology crush the wasteland of superstition,

as Dongfeng Express begins precisely delivering the Five Thunders’ righteous arts,

the entire world of cultivation goes mad: You were supposed to go exorcise demons, so why are you steamrolling the heavens?