You Dogs! My Red Alert Army Has Taken Over the Dungeon

[One man is a civilization] + [dungeon capitalist] + [academy tyrant] + [Red Alert crushes the world]

On the day I chose my class, I drove a Red Alert Construction Yard straight through the Career Monument!

While all the other candidates thought I was a truck driver in a civilian profession, I was blowing up dungeons with nukes inside them...

“Team up? I'm bringing an entire armored army!”

“First clear? A fleet of Apocalypse Tanks is already charging tolls at the Boss room!”

“Battlefield of the Ten Thousand Races? Ask my Kirov airship bombing squadron first!”

It wasn't until the higher-ups noticed that every dungeon entrance was guarded by a Light Energy Tower's freebie cannon that they realized what was going on. Want to enter?

“From now on, swipe your card to enter the dungeon, and pay a tax for every monster you kill!”

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When the world's Rank Nine War Gods surrounded my mobile command center,

I pressed the Chronosphere teleport button on my truck and set off its self-destruct sequence...

“I hear you want to teach me how to drive a truck?”