From the Start, I Livestreamed a Haunted House and Summoned My Ancestor

Metaphysics + livestreaming + ancestors + feng shui

My name is Wu Hao, and I’m a feng shui guy who makes a living through livestreaming.

Then, in front of a million viewers, I livestreamed a visit to Jiangcheng’s most haunted house.

The compass spun backward, the wind howled, and I put on a textbook example of a professional crash and burn.

With evil spirits about to wipe me out, I burned an ancestral talisman for help:

“Your unworthy descendant, Wu Hao, begs the venerable ancestor to possess him!”

And then a loudmouthed big shot claiming to be my Wu family ancestor appeared inside me.

He calls me a loser and says I’m weak, but when it counts, he really does step up!

The Lu Ban arts, Qimen Dunjia, Zhuyou healing arts… He knows it all, a veritable encyclopedia of metaphysics.

From then on, my livestreams took a sharp turn:

Other people exorcise spirits by chanting scriptures. I do it by having my ancestor roast ghosts live until they question their very existence.

I thought I could just sit back and become the top streamer in the paranormal category, but trouble kept coming.

My aloof archenemy, Zhou Tianchen, showed up and said that my Zi Wei astrology chart marked me as the key to an apocalyptic calamity?

Could my biggest hater and client, Tang Weiwei, really be able to predict the future in her dreams?

And why does that sweet-talking younger girl, Lin Xueru, always look at me like I’m some priceless treasure…?

Then the villainous BOSS came knocking, and my ancestor sighed inside my mind:

“Kid, stop livestreaming. The talisman you burned was the last key to breaking a thousand-year-old seal.”

“Now every ancient monster in the world is watching you.”

Me: ???

So I didn’t just summon an ancestor. I also opened a group chat to roast the whole world?