One Piece: The Pinnacle of Swordsmanship Is My Arms Factory

I’m Ohs: all I want is to lie flat, but I’m so afraid of trouble that I maxed out my firepower.

All I want is to open a little blacksmith shop in the East Blue and enjoy my retirement.

Arlong shows up and demands protection money.

I figure negotiating is too much trouble, so I pull out a Seastone Gatling gun.

The result: Arlong Park gets riddled with bullets, and Nami clings to my leg, calling me “God of Wealth.”

All I want is to visit Alabasta and enjoy the desert scenery.

Crocodile shows up, planning to unleash a sandstorm and destroy the kingdom.

I figure stopping him is too much trouble, so I fire a few silver iodide shells into the sky to make it rain.

The result: Crocodile’s sand body gets neutralized. He sits in the mud, questioning his life, while Princess Vivi insists on hiring me as her royal adviser.

All I want is to visit the Sky Islands and collect some “Dials” to use as power banks.

Enel shows up, threatening to unleash “El Thor.”

I figure dodging lightning is too much trouble, so I use a few copper wires to build a “Faraday cage” covering the entire island.

The result: Enel runs out of blue energy, and I knock him out of the sky with rubber bullets.

Ohs (breaking down): “All I want is to be a laid-back nobody! Why do you all keep forcing me to fight?!”

“Keep pushing me... Keep pushing me, and I’ll set up a railgun outside Laugh Tale. Then no one gets to be Pirate King!”