I Told You to Train in Martial Arts, Not Treat Basic Breathing as Nuclear Fusion

Transmigrating to a high-martial world where you train by coughing up blood every day? Lin Xuan closes the manual and smiles gracefully: The times have changed. Martial arts are now governed by Newton and Einstein!

Other martial artists shut themselves away to meditate and painfully comprehend the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.

Lin Xuan binds to a System and relies entirely on a creative reinterpretation of nine years of compulsory education!

He reads the Basic Breathing Method. “Isn't this just taking in oxygen for energy?” He gets straight to work on “cell-level nuclear fission,” sending his qi and blood surging!

He reads the Friction Step. “Friction generates heat, which can be converted into energy.” Then he pulls off a “Schrodinger's Flash Step”!

What should he do when the school bully and his gang block the way and swing clubs at his head?

Don't panic. According to the kinetic energy theorem, F=ma, you don't have to be heavy to hit someone. As long as your palm accelerates fast enough, one slap can send a martial artist flying right off the laws of physics!

Most absurd of all, he casually puts on a high school physics experiment, and all the big shots at school, including the aloof goddess of martial arts, start wildly misinterpreting everything!

“My god! He broke the sound barrier without even circulating his qi and blood. He must have touched the source of the Great Dao!”

Facing a crowd of peerless powerhouses desperately throwing themselves at him and begging for guidance, Lin Xuan sighs and reaches into his pocket...