Taoist Priest, Please Shut Up

I, Lin Yi, am a fake Taoist. My ghost-hunting livestreams are purely performance art. That is, until I lectured a real ghost into sobbing, conned a century-old zombie into turning itself in, and even made a Heavenly Master who came down the mountain to challenge me question his whole life. The whole internet crowned me the “Number One in Physical Exorcism.”

Me: “I told you, it’s all an act!”

In the corner, the King of Hell pulls out a little notebook: “Get him recruited, quick. We can’t keep up with the workload!”