I, Lin Yi, am a fake Taoist priest, and my live broadcast of exorcism is purely performance art. Until I lectured real ghosts to the point of crying, and tricked a century-old zombie into surrendering, even the Celestial Master who came down from the mountain to play in the gym doubted life. The entire Internet banned me as the "first person to achieve physical salvation." Me: "I told you I was acting!" The King of Hell in the corner took out his notebook and said, "Recruit him quickly, our performance can no longer be maintained!"
