Warhammer: My Wife Is a Primarch

Name: Warhammer: My Wife Is a Primarch
Author: We Are Not Alpharius

战锤：家妻乃原体

by We Are Not Alpharius (我们不是阿尔法瑞斯)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.8M Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 6mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Jilliman: “I lived with Ezio for at least thirty years. Those were the happiest times of my life. I was his Pegasus. Over there, Kitty's hissing! Go to the Second Imperium with the angels!”

Ezio: “Ten thousand years! Do you know how agonizing those ten thousand years were?! Grandpa Huang couldn't even get his own family in order! He made me work for him, look after his daughters, and get along with his brothers-in-law!”

After being bitten by a Space Rat, Ezio was tricked by the failed Emperor of Mankind into the Great Crusade era. Armed with the Eyes of the Sacred Number, he began his daily routine of working without pay.

The Father of Insight of the Five Hundred Worlds of Ultramar, the Regent's partner, the angels' companion, the one who drove the First Hiss Kitty mad, the founder of the Second...

If you can imagine it, he can cobble together all kinds of black technology.

Dreadnoughts? Dreadnoughts are too ordinary! Turn them into Decepticons!

Titans! Titans are too short! Build Gundams for the space Romans!

Your Astartes armor is too ordinary. Here, put on the same transforming suit as Big Brother. It comes with a brand-new cute insignia and the ability to transform into a hundred-ton truck. Now go bravely crash into the Warp!

If humanity's last chance to rise is about to vanish, then he will shoulder the burden! He won't let the galaxy keep burning! Humanity will be great again!

And I am merely a scientist. If you won't listen to science, then my eyes also know a thing or two about fighting.

Other names

Warhammer: What If the Emperor Had an All-Purpose Son-in-Law?战锤：假如给帝皇一个万能女婿Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

719Chapters

8.4kReads · 30 days

312.1kReads · all time

871Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.8Score

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Thirty years, oh thirty years. Marrying the Primarch, oh Primarch. 40K, oh 40k, Old Man Huang, Old Man Huang. The Primarch is so damn awesome! 🥰🥰🥰😏😏😏
422 likes1y ago
It's very good. I guess the protagonist will ascend to godhood like the Emperor and become the sixth god of the subspace. Also, I am Iribus.
91 likes12mo ago
666, I came home to find the book had been reborn! 666, Such a novel Warhammer theme, it's a shame nobody's watching!
33 likes1y ago
Great! A rare Warhammer-themed read, though it lacks the typical Warhammer feel, but it's so much fun, who cares? 🤤🤤🤤
20 likes9mo ago
I haven't seen a new chapter for a minute now 😏😏 It's really well written 👍
18 likes1y ago
It's super good, I'm not kidding, I've read it. Secondly, it's good. The previous one! The one with Qin Changyin seems to have been taken down, so there's nothing I can do about it. But this one is also super good.
16 likes8mo ago
This is a very good Warhammer HG novel. Those who dislike certain types can avoid it. The pacing is brisk, and the details are plentiful. I even hope there will be more sweet, slice-of-life moments. These days, there are so few male-oriented novels without unnecessary embellishments. I hope it has a satisfying ending. I've finished watching it.
16 likes8mo ago
Sarkaz Punch! Thoughts flow like a spring! Doctor Sword! I can't forget it! Symbiotic Palm! For all eternity! Ten years of wandering, the daughter returns home for the first time. The most heartwarming gift: the Rhodes Island ring. The coronation of the leader in Chernobyl Doctor, trust me; I trust you, Doctor! Impossible! How could the professor only use me as a pawn? Absolutely impossible!
10 likes8mo ago
I've never seen such a resentful worker, who also has to take care of the boss's children (even though the boss's daughter is his wife). But after working for so long, the resentment has materialized in the subspace. Just kidding. I hope the author keeps writing and doesn't stop updating. (›´ω`‹)
10 likes9mo ago
Actually, the Emperor was never a good person; on the contrary, he was one of the main culprits behind humanity's decline. Therefore, the claim that the Emperor was humanity's savior is purely a creation of Warhammer Imperium fans. The official Warhammer definition of the Imperium is: "The Imperium is a cautionary tale that shows what happens when humanity's worst desires for power and extreme…
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