I Got Promoted After Dancing on the CEO's Grave

Office worker Lin Juanjuan's survival guide to the workplace:

Stay five meters away from CEO Lu Jin's coffee.

Stand by the emergency exit when giving a report.

Never breathe while he's marking your work "Redo"!

Then she got bound to the [Get Stronger by Courting Death] System.

Her proposal gets rejected? She kicks open the door: "Is something wrong with your eyes, Mr. Lu? Maybe you should donate your corneas!"

*Protest against overtime? She emails the whole company: "Slacking-Off Handbook: Alt+F4 for permanent leave."*

The entire company bets she won't last three days, but then Lu Jin holds on to her resignation letter. "Team Leader Lin has a real gift for insults. Transfer her to the CEO's office as my full-time irritant."

Working late into the night, she dances right across his danger zone:

"Did you get so many Botox injections that your face is paralyzed?"

"That bespoke suit looks like the ones my dog wears after getting neutered..."

The man stubbed out his cigar. "Are you done?"

The System blared: "Rage level MAX! Reward: Access to Lu Jin's childhood diary!"

She accidentally tapped the front page: "I've had a crush for ten years on the fierce girl next door who used to pull my ears."

The photo showed her at six, squirting his crotch with a water gun!

[System + hilarious underdog comeback, a work-shirking employee vs. the scheming king of the office]