Tea-Scented Nuclear Blast

Yu Yao's green tea act is a weapon of mass destruction.

While handing the CEO coffee, she "accidentally" spills the scalding liquid all over his crotch. "Big brother, did I burn you? Let me blow on it..."

The nanobugs she implants with her breath have already stolen his business secrets.

As she helps the CEO's fiancee try on wedding dresses, she tears up. "You look so beautiful, big sister..."

Out of the camera's view, she's shaping C4 explosives into tea cakes. "A little gift for big sister's wedding banquet~"

The mastermind, Fu Jin, grabs her by the waist and pins her against a nuclear missile silo. "It's time for this tea performance to end."

She slips the detonator into his tie. "Why the rush? Check the trending topics first..."

The headline reveals surveillance footage from Fu Jin's bedroom: #Shocking! The Fu Group's leader kneels every night to worship Yu Yao's support screen#

The System suddenly blares an alarm: "Warning! The energy of tea talk has exceeded capacity!"

Yu Yao smiles and pulls open the buttons of her qipao.

The tea crystal embedded in her chest erupts with billions of streams of data, forcing every electronic screen in the city to play Fu Jin's shameful recording:

"Baby Cha Cha, when I sent you to be a corporate spy..."

On screen, he kisses her photo. "...it was the biggest failure of my life as a fishing cop."