Genshin Impact: The Pyro Archon Kidnaps Daughters, So Why Am I Doing It Too?

[One Heroine] (The rating just opened, but it'll gradually go up)

Gao Han takes a kid and runs off to Natlan, where he continues in his old line of work. He's already thought up his sales pitch: “The Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's professional team, top-notch service, and peace of mind after the job is done!”

But from the start, he runs into a VIP client who's turned into a zombie! Luckily, a cool red-haired woman saves him. She says she's a local big shot and will protect him from now on.

Gao Han believes her, and business takes off. Every day, he's locked in a battle of wits with corpses that come back to life.

Even worse, the mother of his child, who's been gone for three years, shows up and sues him in a foreign court!

At the critical moment, a woman kicks down the door and slaps a sheet of paper on the table. “Marriage contract. Take a look.”

Gao Han: “???” Sis, that wasn't in the script!

From then on, Gao Han's life becomes: go out and fight monsters that rise from the dead, come home and fight with his wife.

But his daughter smiles. She learns to talk.

It's worth it.

It's just that his wife keeps thinking about making their “fake” marriage contract real, which puts him under a bit of pressure.

After all, when she gets angry, the house really does catch fire.