Me, an Overworked Wage Slave, Going on the Pilgrimage in the Monkey’s Place?

I wake up to find that I, Chen Fan, a seasoned corporate drone, have somehow become Sun Wukong's replacement!

The real Monkey King quit, citing "five hundred years of salaried mountain duty, and a refusal to put up with workplace gaslighting."

And me, a hapless guy who can't even finish a PowerPoint, am forced to take over his KPIs:

Escort Tang Sanzang, cover 108,000 li, overcome eighty-one trials, livestream the whole thing, and no quitting allowed!

So the pilgrimage becomes my Guide to Workplace Survival:

· Run into a demon? First, conduct a risk assessment, then write an emergency plan!

· Bajie slacking off? Dangle an "annual merit bonus" to get him working overtime!

· The Bodhisattva shows up for a surprise inspection? Switch to "grind mode" at once and shout, "I'll devote my life to getting Spirit Mountain listed!"

· The Tightening Spell? That's the boss's "read but no reply" death warrant!

By writing weekly reports, organizing team-building events, and holding postmortems, I somehow turn the pilgrimage into a Journey to the West-style career-advancement saga.

Until one day, Bodhisattva Guanyin quietly sends me a private message:

"Wukong, have you... been working a little too hard lately?"

And all I want to do is shout at the sky:

"Boss! Can I outsource this monkey's job?!!!"