Tycoon: I Get Cash Back for Building Rural Primary Schools

From the start, I’m sent to teach in a poor rural school. Watching the children eat gruel made from wild greens breaks my heart, and I swear to heaven that I’ll devote everything to my country!

[Ding! The Host’s sincere patriotism has been detected. The Patriotic Service, Double Cashback System has activated!]

[Beginner Mission: Improve the students’ meals.]

Trembling, I spend 500 yuan on meat. A roar echoes in my head: [Ding! Poverty-relief educational support confirmed! You’ll receive 1,000 yuan in cashback in 24 hours!]

I get it! Spending money for my country means unlimited money!

And so...

I throw down 50,000 yuan, turning a dangerous classroom into a multimedia paradise! [Ding! 100,000 yuan cashback!]

I throw down another 200,000 yuan, rescuing a genius girl from human traffickers! [Ding! 400,000 yuan cashback!]

I pour in ten billion, turning natural barriers into roads and opening up a vital economic lifeline for the mountains! [Ding! Twenty billion yuan cashback! Your account balance can no longer be calculated!]

I invest another hundred billion to make breakthroughs in chips and controlled nuclear fusion! [Ding! Cashback... System calculation error!]

Years later, when a reporter asks me the secret to my success, I reply humbly, “I’m not particularly capable. I just made the needs of my country and its people my spending KPI.”

The whole country: ...We give your KPI full marks!