Journey to the West: This Generation's Holy Monk Hits Hard

[Rousing][Invincible][Alternate Universe][Transmigration][Xuanhuan]

A combat instructor transmigrates as Tang Sanzang, taking the Buddhist name Tang Sanzang the Buryer: burying heaven and earth, demons and monsters, gods and Buddhas. He’ll complete the pilgrimage with his fists alone.

He glances at the Journey to the West script and sneers. “Preach to monsters? Better to teach them physics.” He knocks out the sulking Sun Wukong with his bare hands and teaches him to harness force with biomechanics. He designs core training for Zhu Bajie, turning fat into fighting power, and helps Sha Wujing modify his gear, adding a speedometer to his monk’s staff.

The Yellow Wind Monster blows the Samadhi Divine Wind? He calculates the eye of the storm so Bajie can break through with one rake. Red Boy spits out true fire? He teaches “fire safety” on the spot using the three elements of combustion. The Buddhas on Spirit Mountain watch this muscular, bald monk recite “compassion above all” while punching monsters into the afterlife, and are left utterly baffled: How are they supposed to hand out the scriptures according to the script now? He’s determined to lead his disciples in fighting their way through Journey to the West and establish a “Martial Arts League.” Want offerings? Pass the fitness test first!